Me (wrapping up conversation to new roommate):
“Cool, man. I’ll ask the landlord. Bye.”
Hang up. Call landlord.
Me (finishing conversation):
“…Ok, Jonathan! See you at 10:30 to sign the lease.”
Hang up. Call roommate.
Roommate:
“Hey, what’s up?”
Me (jokingly):
“Ohhhhh, nothing. Just missed your voice, dude. Kidding, actually just got off the phone with Jonathan and…”
Roommate:
“This IS Jonathan.”
