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• My friend Shira and I need a sitcom...

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  • 1 year ago
  • My friend Scott has a loud upstairs neighbor too. We decided to battle it out in a chat conversation to see who could think of louder reasons why.
  • Scott: i know my neighbor has a 1br like me but she is so f-ing loud it sounds like shes always dropping shit down stairs
  • Scott: or moving pans
  • Shira: omg samesies with my upstairs neighbor – she has anvil shoes
  • Scott: or doing foley work from home
  • Scott: or collecting sheet metal
  • Shira: Mine is actually power-sanding a wooden deck
  • Scott: or creating “thunder” for a school play
  • Scott: or hosting a billiards tournament
  • Shira: Mine has a cinder block pogo stick
  • Shira: Haha I just pictured that
  • Scott: hahaha
  • Shira: And then pictured her on it
  • Scott: mine is doing gravity vs balsa wood experiments
  • Scott: mine is watching a WWII documentary in 5.1 surround
  • Shira: Mine is pouring concrete mixed with tnt and pop rocks
  • Shira: Haha
  • Shira: 5.1
  • Scott: haha
  • Scott: mine is building steel drums
  • Scott: in tap shoes
  • Scott: mine is shoeing horses
  • Scott: and playing croquet in her bedroom
  • Shira: Mine is jack hammering with anti aircraft weaponry
  • Scott: haha
  • Scott: mine is shooting out a star at a carnival booth
  • Shira: Mine is blasting for gold while watching top gun in THX
  • Scott: mine is building a portion of railroad track from her
  • kitchen to the front door
  • Shira: Using her cabinetry?
  • Scott: mine is juggling cymbals
  • Shira: haha
  • Shira: Mine has a ship coming into port
  • Scott: haha
  • Scott: mine is chaining her winter tires indoors
  • Shira: Are you trying to think of the loudest shit you can
  • Shira: Haha
  • Shira: Good one
  • Scott: yes
  • Shira: Mine is mowing her lawn.
  • Scott: inside.
  • Shira: Yes.
  • Scott: mine is housing a Who rehearsal… which is ok b/c its sorely needed
  • Shira: Yeah wow
  • Scott: mine is clubbing baby seals…
  • Scott: …with adult seals
  • Shira: HAHA
  • Shira: peeing
  • Shira: ’cause I pictured it
  • Scott: what would that even sound like?
  • Shira: Loud, no question
  • Shira: Mine is doing a 3 point turn with a 53′ diesel trailer in her living room
  • Shira: That might actually be true
  • Shira: Ok must sleep, will email you this as a blog post before I “publish” it
  • Shira: Which reminds me of my upstairs neighbor’s printing press.
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