Scott Simons' Myndspill

My friend Shira and I need a sitcom...
- My friend Scott has a loud upstairs neighbor too. We decided to battle it out in a chat conversation to see who could think of louder reasons why.
- Scott: i know my neighbor has a 1br like me but she is so f-ing loud it sounds like shes always dropping shit down stairs
- Scott: or moving pans
- Shira: omg samesies with my upstairs neighbor – she has anvil shoes
- Scott: or doing foley work from home
- Scott: or collecting sheet metal
- Shira: Mine is actually power-sanding a wooden deck
- Scott: or creating “thunder” for a school play
- Scott: or hosting a billiards tournament
- Shira: Mine has a cinder block pogo stick
- Shira: Haha I just pictured that
- Scott: hahaha
- Shira: And then pictured her on it
- Scott: mine is doing gravity vs balsa wood experiments
- Scott: mine is watching a WWII documentary in 5.1 surround
- Shira: Mine is pouring concrete mixed with tnt and pop rocks
- Shira: Haha
- Shira: 5.1
- Scott: haha
- Scott: mine is building steel drums
- Scott: in tap shoes
- Scott: mine is shoeing horses
- Scott: and playing croquet in her bedroom
- Shira: Mine is jack hammering with anti aircraft weaponry
- Scott: haha
- Scott: mine is shooting out a star at a carnival booth
- Shira: Mine is blasting for gold while watching top gun in THX
- Scott: mine is building a portion of railroad track from her
- kitchen to the front door
- Shira: Using her cabinetry?
- Scott: mine is juggling cymbals
- Shira: haha
- Shira: Mine has a ship coming into port
- Scott: haha
- Scott: mine is chaining her winter tires indoors
- Shira: Are you trying to think of the loudest shit you can
- Shira: Haha
- Shira: Good one
- Scott: yes
- Shira: Mine is mowing her lawn.
- Scott: inside.
- Shira: Yes.
- Scott: mine is housing a Who rehearsal… which is ok b/c its sorely needed
- Shira: Yeah wow
- Scott: mine is clubbing baby seals…
- Scott: …with adult seals
- Shira: HAHA
- Shira: peeing
- Shira: ’cause I pictured it
- Scott: what would that even sound like?
- Shira: Loud, no question
- Shira: Mine is doing a 3 point turn with a 53′ diesel trailer in her living room
- Shira: That might actually be true
- Shira: Ok must sleep, will email you this as a blog post before I “publish” it
- Shira: Which reminds me of my upstairs neighbor’s printing press.
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My friend Shira and I need a sitcom...